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CrankyCave NPCs ([personal profile] cavedwellers) wrote in [community profile] crankycave2012-02-27 05:06 pm

[mingle post!]

Boy Valentine's Day was sure an adventure, wasn't it? Gosh, it's a good thing all that's over with.

Have a mingle post! If you're starting a new thread, mention where you are in the subject line. Tag each other, hang out, do whatevs.
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[personal profile] sei_what 2012-02-28 05:46 pm (UTC)(link)
"My nook," she clarifies. "Not a whole cave, your auntie isn't important enough for that."

Who knows, it's a big cave, maybe she COULD just take over one of the big vaulty rooms further in, but that's less important and much less satisfying than being a bit of a jerk and laying on another delicate layer of GUILT 'N' SHAME.

"Did she speak poorly? She does that sometimes."
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[personal profile] bythehorns 2012-02-28 06:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[there is that word again! you blush furiously and your voice is more than a little squeaky when you try to explain]

That is a word, that, um, means, something very different, to trolls, and is not, a cave, so much as, a body part, that, I guess, this is, only fair, after I had, a recuperacoon, that looked like, human parts, but wow, I feel really, embarrassed now.
sei_what: (combing)

[personal profile] sei_what 2012-02-28 06:28 pm (UTC)(link)
What Tavros doesn't know is that Sei, briefly drunk not long post-arrival on the heady realization that people can say and do things here that would normally get her shipped out to the provinces to live in a grass-thatched hut for the rest of her sad, sad life--she figured what the hell, if this is a place where people bathe in vaginas made by fuk dwarves THEN IT'S A PLACE WHERE PEOPLE BATHE IN VAGINAS MADE BY FUK DWARVES, GOD DAMN IT.

Hers has a nice woodgrain.

"My...parts? Oh dear. Which word? Shibori?"
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[personal profile] bythehorns 2012-02-29 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
No, uh, I don't know, that word, at all.

But, um, "nook" is, a word for, one of, a troll's intimate parts.
sei_what: (sexyface)

[personal profile] sei_what 2012-03-03 05:52 pm (UTC)(link)
...well! Isn't this a charming place? The sort of place where you can invite demon children into your funny business by accident.

"...Tavros," she says, very gently chiding, "I'm old enough to be your mother. Both of our nooks are safe."
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[personal profile] bythehorns 2012-03-04 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
A mother, is, another human thing, isn't it?

But, um, thank you, for the reassurance.
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[personal profile] sei_what 2012-03-04 04:21 am (UTC)(link)
She forgot the poor thing didn't have one, didn't she? There's been a lot going on, but that doesn't stop being awfully sad.

"A mother is the person who made you," she explains, "and who loves you most in all the world. So I'm your auntie instead, because you probably already have someone who loves you most. Don't you?"
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[personal profile] bythehorns 2012-03-04 04:30 am (UTC)(link)
Well, uh, I used to have, Tinkerbull, who took care of me, when I was just, a little wiggler, but I think now, the person who cares about me most, is Gamzee, who is, another troll, who is here.
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[personal profile] sei_what 2012-03-04 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
How had she not noticed there were more of these little darlings? That's delightful news. New list: Endearing Things. Item two: Gamzee.

"I might have enough layers to dress you both up," she smiles, "If you'd like. I'm sure he'd be just as pretty as you."
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[personal profile] bythehorns 2012-03-04 05:28 am (UTC)(link)
Haha, I think, it is likely that, he would trip on, a fancy dress like that. It sort of looks like, it must be hard, to move around, wearing so much dress, all at once.