[mingle post!]

[cavedwellers]

Boy Valentine's Day was sure an adventure, wasn't it? Gosh, it's a good thing all that's over with.

Have a mingle post! If you're starting a new thread, mention where you are in the subject line. Tag each other, hang out, do whatevs.

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Re: [in the cave, near Tav's recuperacoon]

[faygoandpie]

[You're not sure what the fuck you missed but considering the motherfucking mopey faces littering the cave like feathery assholes litter the beach, you're considering yourself all up and fucking lucky as shit.]

Shit, there some motherfucking long faces around, it's like being surrounded by musclebeasts. If my bro Equius were here, he would need all the motherfucking towels.

[you eye your moirail and matesprit, looking all sad and shit. Makes your sponge squeeze itself motherfucking dry.]

What all up and happened, brothers?

[bythehorns]

Oh, um, hello, there you are, I was, missing you, um, a lot.

[shifting from one metal foot to the other]

There was, um, a party, that you missed....

[faygoandpie]

Well gogdamn, ain't that a bitch? I was having a motherfucking party of my own, just me and my pies, but I wish I'd all up and known about this one!

[Tavbro seems all up and a little nervous!]

Did you have a good fucking time, little bro?

[bythehorns]

I did, and yet, I think I wish, I had had, a little less of one, because, I did a couple of things, that now, i wish, I hadn't done, but I can't, exactly, take them back.

And I think, I would like, a hug, but maybe, you should know, what happened, first, so you can, be mad at me, if you want to.

[faygoandpie]

Shit, bro.

[even though he wanted you to wait, you scoop him up anyway.]

Ain't nothing going make me mad enough to not want to fucking hug you.

[bythehorns]

E-even if, I was, a really horrible matesprit?

[faygoandpie]

Well even if you were horrible, I'd still want to wrap my arms all up and around you. But I don't think you were all up and that bad, Tavbro.

[he's shaking and you rub your arms up and down his back.]

[bythehorns]

[you have to tell him. you can't just let him be nice to you when he doesn't know.]

W-while I was, at the party, I, um, I let, a few people, pet my horns, and then, um, with one of them, um, I did, more than that.

[okay you are working up to actually telling him.]

[faygoandpie]

[Your hand slows on his back as you process this info, eyes going faraway for a moment.]

What all did you motherfucking do, bro?

[bythehorns]

[he's going to kill you. you deserve it.]

I k-kissed him. And I let him, touch my bulge, and, I, touched his.

[faygoandpie]

[Aw shit. You feel a little bad now. What if he all up and wants this other guy as his matesprit and you're hanging on him like a motherfucking thiefbeast?

....damn.

You let him go.]

You still want me as your matesprit, little bro?

[bythehorns]

Y-yes! O-of course, I do. You are, so important, to me.

If you, still want me, anyway, even though, I did that.

[faygoandpie]

[You let out a breath you didn't even fucking realize you were holding and pull him back to you, resting your face against his hair.]

Shit, bro, I ain't even all up and motherfucking mad. I still want you. Gonna take a lot more than this shit to make me let you go.

[bythehorns]

[you realize now that you have the shakes. you cling harder to Gamzee to make that better, nuzzling his shoulder for reassurance. he's there. he's not mad.]

I-I am, really glad, to hear you, say that.

[faygoandpie]

[Even though you're sure as fuck not interested in flipping quadrants, you shoosh him before pressing a kiss against his hair, petting down his back in soothing strokes.]

You ain't ever got to worry about hearing anything else. I'm not going to motherfucking let go until you all up and want me to.

[bythehorns]

I think, that will be, never, or at least, some time, so far away, that I can't, imagine it.

[you pet his back, too, because if it feels so nice for you, he'll probably also like it.]

[faygoandpie]

Shit that sounds good to me, bro.

[You pull away and hold his shoulders, grinning down at him like the dopey motherfucker you know you are.]

So are you all up and okay now? You still have a case of the shakes?

Re: [in the cave, near Tav's recuperacoon]

[pincerattack]

Horrible decisions happened. If I had access to Trollian right now, I would be melting my past self's face off with the superheated temperatures of my verbal burns right this second. Because without a face, I might not have made those terrible decisions.

Re: [in the cave, near Tav's recuperacoon]

[faygoandpie]

I don't think that's all up and necessary, bro! You sure wouldn't look motherfucking right without a face!

[you pap him on the head gently because if anyone needed a good papping, it's this motherfucker right here.]

Re: [in the cave, near Tav's recuperacoon]

[pincerattack]

That's the point, then both the humans would have run away screaming instead of sticking their tongues in my tragically unharmed facegash.

[you let yourself get papped without slapping his hand away, because you are that upset.]

Re: [in the cave, near Tav's recuperacoon]

[faygoandpie]

Why don't you all up and want their tongues in your facegash, bro? Sounds pretty fucking sweet to me.

[You go ahead and curling your hand around the back of his neck, pulling him closer because you're all up and pretty sure he's going to get harsh as fuck over that sentiment.]

[pincerattack]

Well, one of them was okay. The other one wasn't even in a quadrant, which is sick, everybody knows that. And for all I know, I went and completely fucked up my brand new flushed quadrant doing it! It wasn't fucking sweet at all.

[well okay, it was pretty sweet. the guilt sure as hell isn't, though. especially because you sort of have no idea if John is still talking to you or not.]

[faygoandpie]

[you laugh against his forehead.]

Bro, it's going to be all motherfucking right. There ain't nothing wrong with all up and trying a motherfucker out before deciding you want them in a quadrant. And before getting worked the fuck up over your flushed quadrant, maybe you should have a little feelings jam about it.

[pincerattack]

[you're glad someone is laughing, because you're this close to adding yet another volume in the saga of Karkat Vantas, biggest fucking crygrub to ever walk the face of Alternia.]

Humans have stupid ideas about that! There's no point! He's just going to say some stupid shit like 'well gee, Karkat, I guess we're not boyfriendmateleadersprits or whatever the fuck after all! Because this is my life.

[faygoandpie]

[you shoosh him.]

If that's what you're all up and going to expect, bro, that's going to be all up and what you get. Stop expecting the motherfucking worst.