[humans are soft, and it's kind of weird! you've been sort of passive because, well, you don't exactly want to shred him, and you've got so many sharp edges you might as well be made of knives (albeit fewer knives than most trolls, so at least that's something). but if he's going to push it then you're going to bite at him like proper blackrom makeouts call for! carefully, though. very carefully.]
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