OMG VD!

[cavedwellers]

[Gosh you guys, there must be a holiday on! One of the bigger, more well-lit caves has been decked out for a PARTY, with heart-shaped BALLOONS and also red and white STREAMERS decking the stalactites and shit. There are BUCKETS filled with LITTLE CANDY HEARTS, and there is a FOUNTAIN featuring a rosy-cheeked CUPID who is PEEING PINK LEMONADE into a basin. Also ther are CUPS in case you couldn't tell the LEMONADE was for DRINKING.

Also, everything is HEAVILY SPIKED WITH APHRODISIACS. Eating or drinking the party favors will make you want to MAKE OUT with anyone who gets IN STRIKING DISTANCE. Have fun with that!]

Comments

[lifestudies]

[there is a puff of smoke and then you are punching a log! while Sai is landing lightly a few feet away.]

Allow me to provide you with evidence, then.

[rushing in, low, for another attack]

[bythehorns]

[oh gosh oh wow kissing and a hornjob at the same time this is the best day and you are now making a little whimpering sound into John's mouth that makes you blush so, so hard.]

[ice_and_steel]

[oooooh, that is a trick I want to learn.]

[she leaps into the air to let him rush under her, and adds an extra kick to the meat of his calf--don't want to do real damage to the knee when I'm not sure how much damage I can heal--to keep his momentum going farther than he meant]

[onlyhonournow]

[smiles gently, and poses his inquiry as mildly in tone as possible]

I'm not familiar with that terminology.

[onlyhonournow]

[eyeing the array of treats with a very, very disappointed glare]

... I would, ideally, like for an expression of that sort to be of our own free will.

[bythehorns]

Um. I said, before, how trolls have, four kinds of romance? Being pale is, one of the kinds.

[ice_and_steel]

[follows his gaze and recognition dawns]

oh. oh. that...that would explain a lot, actually.

[I totally just....well. and I still want to. fuck well this is all kinds of awkward.]

[mumbling so quietly it's almost inaudible] I don't...think it creates something where nothing was.

[looks up] and, well. I wouldn't object. If I wasn't. influenced.

[I did not think interactions got more awkward but THE MORE YOU KNOW.]

[bythehorns]

[you are squirming and purring and doing your best impersonation of a puddle, sprawled in Celes' lap and making bliss face. wow.]

[prankster_gambit]

[oh. You pull your mouth away from his, panting slightly.]

Do you...is that good?

[Your voice is raspy and you curl your fingers around his horn and they don't even meet it's so thick. You stroke your hand up and down.]

Do you like that?

[ice_and_steel]

[that looks like it feels pretty amazing. you wish you had something like that. although it would probably be really inconvenient in a fight.]

[makes a contented noise and traces little spirals around the horns]

[onlyhonournow]

What's it like?

[lifestudies]

It seemed somewhat pointless until now, I think.

[onlyhonournow]

[holding out a hand to her, smiling]

No. But that's not the way I'd want to show it. It's dishonest.

[bythehorns]

Wow, um, yes, I do, a lot, more than I thought I would, even, I mean, I had touched them, myself, of course, but it's, a lot more intense, when you do it, instead.

[you are leaning into his hand and trying to push through his grip to get him closer to the base, where the really sensitive bits are]

[lifestudies]

[activating chakra in both hands and feet to catch himself against the cave floor before he overshoots too much, then using that same energy to launch him back again, catching her at the waist and knocking them both down]

[onlyhonournow]

[leaning in some more]

Something like that ... is different for everyone, I think.

[prankster_gambit]

[you wonder then if this is like having three cocks buuuut you quickly decide that's probably not the best question to ask right now. Tavros is tilting his head and kind of guiding your hand and you move it closer to the base, squeezing harder.]

Is this where you like it the most?

{....oh my gosh you sound like a porno star.]

[ice_and_steel]

[she really is contemplating being offended about this, but the smile is pretty charming.]

[leans on his hand] I guess that's fair. Even if I don't like it very much right now.

[pincerattack]

[okay, keep your hands where they are, evidently this is working! assuming that humans have the same kind of anatomy in vaguely the same places, and oh fuck there's a scary though, what if they don't have a bulge and a nook and all the other parts of their anatomy in the right places? what if this is something completely unrelated and you're reading into this-- okay, no, you two are making the fuck out, you are probably not misinterpreting this. which is good, because your body is so fucking cool with this terrifying new territory in interpersonal relations.]

[ice_and_steel]

[grunts as she lands on the cave floor with a ninja on top of her, and then braces to shove off the floor and flip their positions. She won't keep the advantage for long, he's damn fast, but she grabs his hands and puts her considerable strength into pinning them to the cave floor]

Nice moves.

[bythehorns]

[you are purring and shivering and enjoying this really a lot, and then your bulge starts to stir, because it just feels that good, and--

wait.

your what?]

Um. I think, er, this just, uh, I feel sort of weird.

[bythehorns]

It is, um, one of the conciliatory kinds, where, you don't do, um, sex things with each other, but you pity each other, and you make sure, the other one is, feeling okay, and stable.

[onlyhonournow]

[tapping the underside of his chin again]

It's not pity.

[lifestudies]

Is it something you have a lot of experience with, then?

[onlyhonournow]

[laughs a little, and curls his thumb up against her]

I think this is new territory for everyone involved.