This is definitely not LOWAS

[prankster_gambit]

[In a particularly nasty part of the already generally unpleasant cave, John Egbert descends, catching himself before he takes a nasty fall. This place sure doesn't look familiar but that's okay. Nothing has looked familiar in a while! Instead of climbing down the steep decline, John floats down because gosh, floating is awesome; he's pretty that if floating were a thing people could just do, shoes would be totally obsolete.

Landing at the bottom of whatever makes up caves - biology is his thing, not geology! - John looks around.]

Hello?

Comments

[sei_what]

This is the best place ever ever EVER. Every day is like a spring snowfall and a Provisional Festival and the first ripe persimmon, all at the same time! She jots that down: persimmons. Not the dried ones, those are insipid.

And a boy floating down from the heavens, just there! How unutterably splendid!

She sets aside her brush and throws caution to the wind in her hurry to go make proper obeisance. She scuttles the last few yards on her knees, and touches her forehead reverently to the ground that John may or may not be actually standing on.

[prankster_gambit]

[oh wow, this is kind of weird! You reach out awkwardly]

Gosh, please don't do that, lady! This ground is pretty muddy and gross!