[--did you completely misread that awkwardness? you could have sworn-- well, maybe you need to watch some human romantic comedies, even if they're stupid and only have one quadrant.]
I'M--
[and there you are, not able to get the actual words in edgewise because he's hugging you again! and fuck, it still feels really awesome and just how touchy is John, anyway? he's actually chasing you down to hug you, which is... actually kind of like Gamzee on a feelings jam rampage, actually, except somehow way less annoying. which is a string of words that should never be within five paragraphs of John, but there it-- WHAT THE FUCK IS HE CALLING YOU. WHY IS HE TALKING LIKE NEPETA. talk about a feelings killer!]
...THE FUCK DID YOU JUST CALL ME?
[fine then, if he's going to call you stupid names then you're going to make this awkward, after all!! it seems like there's enough room for you to turn around, which will put your face right in front of his and he can see what was wrong and it'll be awkward! so there!]
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I'M--
[and there you are, not able to get the actual words in edgewise because he's hugging you again! and fuck, it still feels really awesome and just how touchy is John, anyway? he's actually chasing you down to hug you, which is... actually kind of like Gamzee on a feelings jam rampage, actually, except somehow way less annoying. which is a string of words that should never be within five paragraphs of John, but there it-- WHAT THE FUCK IS HE CALLING YOU. WHY IS HE TALKING LIKE NEPETA. talk about a feelings killer!]
...THE FUCK DID YOU JUST CALL ME?
[fine then, if he's going to call you stupid names then you're going to make this awkward, after all!! it seems like there's enough room for you to turn around, which will put your face right in front of his and he can see what was wrong and it'll be awkward! so there!]