The ruff rotates, satellite-dish style, to focus on the new guy.
SIT DOWN ALREADY, she says. And also, by way of conversation, HELLO I'M THE QUEEN.
A squirrel cavorting on top of the ruff like a ferris wheel sees one of its natural enemies, a sparrow, and launches itself off the crest with a shriek. They collide in midair, tumble to the ground nearby, and pull out switchblades to face off.
GOT SOME PRETZELS HERE, says the queen, rummaging through the basket.
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SIT DOWN ALREADY, she says. And also, by way of conversation, HELLO I'M THE QUEEN.
A squirrel cavorting on top of the ruff like a ferris wheel sees one of its natural enemies, a sparrow, and launches itself off the crest with a shriek. They collide in midair, tumble to the ground nearby, and pull out switchblades to face off.
GOT SOME PRETZELS HERE, says the queen, rummaging through the basket.