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crankycave2012-01-22 09:17 pm
e_regina) wrote in crankycave2012-01-22 09:17 pm
Queen Elizabeth Wrestles a Whale, the Animated Series
[It's the Nasty Forest! It's dark and grotty here and there's bears and foxes and whales and such. It's a lovely day and there's squirrels fistfighting with birds and everything and there is also Queen Elizabeth, the first one, who is standing next to a picnic basket. She looks cross. Her ruff? ENORMOUS. It's so majestic that it pokes up above the treetops a little bit.]
MY BELOVED PEOPLE
That doesn't do anything, which makes her angry. That usually does something, when she says that.
OI
Still nothin'.
I'M NOT HAVING A BLOODY PICNIC BY MYSELF
Oh for fuck's sake. She huffs down in the middle of her skirt, which could harbor two cars and a cow, and gets stuck into one of the teacakes. There's brandy too, she'll probably start on that later.
MY BELOVED PEOPLE
That doesn't do anything, which makes her angry. That usually does something, when she says that.
OI
Still nothin'.
I'M NOT HAVING A BLOODY PICNIC BY MYSELF
Oh for fuck's sake. She huffs down in the middle of her skirt, which could harbor two cars and a cow, and gets stuck into one of the teacakes. There's brandy too, she'll probably start on that later.