ITP: inappropriate orifices

[bythehorns]

[In the one of the more livable regions of the cave this afternoon (evening? who even knows, in here), Tavros is examining a troll-sized tub of green slime that the fuk dwarves have just finished making for him. It's a deep, pearly pink, and the opening at the top of it looks like...well, let's be polite and say it looks like a Georgia O'Keeffe painting. The fuk dwarves have ideas about what holes in things should look like (nsfw).]

Wow, that's, a lot fancier, than I was expecting, with the decorative folds, and everything....

((pester Tavros about his obscene home furnishings! or pester the fuk dwarves for inappropriate boons of your own. everybody needs more decorative genitals in their lives, right?))

Comments

[glorious]

I see.

If there are other humans here it may be wise to find a sort of screen to keep recuperacoon out of sight. It's generally considered rude to be...resting in plain view.

[onlyhonournow]

[getting down on one knee in an attempt to make himself less intimidating]

You sounded like you were in distress.

[onlyhonournow]

... Yes. Companionship in any form is a great comfort.

[fledglingchosen]

That's, uhm...
Is that the usual shape for a troll bed? I-if you don't mind me asking.

[onlyhonournow]

I don't want you to make me one--I'm looking for one.

[onlyhonournow]

... Sorry, that was rude. Thank you for the offer, but it's not necessary.

[fledglingchosen]

No, I was just... surprised?

[onlyhonournow]

[slowly holding out a hand]

That's understandable.

[fledglingchosen]

[this... person? does seem friendly, now that she thinks about it for a second!]

This place seems to be full of surprises.

[motions to somehow shake his hand]

Hi, I'm Colette!

[onlyhonournow]

[she can maybe grab onto one of his fingers]

I'm Drift. I'm glad you're all right.

[fledglingchosen]

[she certainly tries! making friends is important and shaking hands makes for a great first step!]

Yeah, I'm fine, thank you!

[glorious]

I'm glad we agree.

My name is Van Grants. Forgive me for not introducing myself sooner. [would hold his hand out, but Drift seems to be a bit large for that.]

[bythehorns]

Oh, uh, that is a thing about humans that, I did not know.

[bythehorns]

Well, it is, pretty fancy. The one I had at home, uh, did not have so much, decoration.

[cavedwellers]

We could still do it!! Fuck, it would be the most badass sword you ever fucking saw!!!

[glorious]

It isn't something that we commonly spoken about. We can find a temporary solution for the time being.

[will be removing his tabard and hanging it up over here-- not that won't work. perhaps over there?...hm, no that won't do.]

[...tossing the tabard over the folds then.]

[bythehorns]

Oh, uh, is that why, human sleeping platforms have, cloth draped on them? I am learning a lot, about humans, today.

[faygoandpie]

[hugs a bit tighter, press Tavros to his side]

Well, bro, I've never actually touched any other troll as much as I'm all up and touching you but I don't think it can get any motherfucking better.

[sei_what]

(what is this. she goes looking for a proper secluded alcove to display a sleeve, maybe get a little combing or something in, peoplewatch, and then there's this...what. really.)

(at least it's a kid. She can talk to those without a screen.)

"We come home to earth," she quotes from an old poem you must totally know, subtly indicating the cavey surroundings with her fan. "does the child wish to return / instead, to the home / he remembers as mother?"

She just made a poem about a vagina. Her father would be so proud.

[glorious]

Ah, yes. That's precisely why.

If you have any other questions about humans, your more than welcome to bring them to me.

[bythehorns]

Haha, wow, um. You are definitely, making me feel, really special.

[bythehorns]

You are not entirely sure what this human has just asked of you. "Um," you say, because things you're not sure of always make you nervous. "Do you mean, uh, that you think, I have a mother?"

[bythehorns]

Thank you, uh, I guess, that could be handy, since, there are seem to be, several humans here.

[faygoandpie]

[quick squeeze, then lets go]

Well, good, bro. You're pretty motherfucking special so you should be all feeling that way.

[bythehorns]

[all the blushing. all of it.]

I want you know that, you are also, pretty special, to me.