[look, the laws of the universe are failing you and that's just not on. but you are the sort of guy who feels bad when you yell at fluffy animals and pathetic trolls, especially when they are clearly distressed by it. and guess what, even knowing academically that this barkbeast is a giant robot asshole who got on the wrong side of a shitty wizard or something-- hey, maybe the Bucketwitch did it, she clearly has all kinds of horrific powers like the one she used to get rid of the pneumatic drill going through your thinkpan that one day-- doesn't change the sick feeling you get that you are distressing a defenseless animal, Karkat Vantas.]

Why doesn't anything here make sense?