[You shouldn't be surprised at the weird things that happen around here, but now it looks like somebody's lusus has shown up! Not anybody's that you know, you don't think. You've never met anybody with a barkbeast lusus. Well, not in your own universe. But this might not be your universe! You're confusing yourself.]

[Tavros: commune with barkbeast lusus.]

((THE VOICE IS COMING FROM INSIDE YOUR HEAD))

Um, hello, where did, you come from?