Yeah, uh, it must be, really awful, to be in charge, of keeping all of us, from hurting each other, I mean,,,,

[wait stop this is going to lead to you saying something you really shouldn't]

I hope that, being here, is at least, a nice break from that, when, I'm not ruining it, anyway.

[you feel like you're taking advantage of him but it's so nice to get pets]