What Tavros doesn't know is that Sei, briefly drunk not long post-arrival on the heady realization that people can say and do things here that would normally get her shipped out to the provinces to live in a grass-thatched hut for the rest of her sad, sad life--she figured what the hell, if this is a place where people bathe in vaginas made by fuk dwarves THEN IT'S A PLACE WHERE PEOPLE BATHE IN VAGINAS MADE BY FUK DWARVES, GOD DAMN IT.

Hers has a nice woodgrain.

"My...parts? Oh dear. Which word? Shibori?"