[okay, he seems more upset about this than you are! and that says a lot, considering you are holding your breath to keep yourself from either leaping onto him like a ravening scavengerbeast and ripping his face off with your teeth or crying like you just watched Troll Leonardo DiCaprio die in the tragic spaceliner crash and leave Troll Kate Winslet all alone.

so in a supremely hypocritical act of fucking up quadrants, you reach out and pap him right on the face.]