....you realize you have no idea how long you've been here! Long enough to get a boyfriend, go to a party, sleep around, and possibly lose a boyfriend! Isn't that kind of thing suppose to take a while to happen? Ugh, suddenly you wish you'd watched more rom coms. Your lack of knowledge in this area is kind of pathetic!]

Well, only for a little while! I think most of us arrived here at around the same time. You're the first person in a while, I think!

[oh wait, you're being rude!]

I'm John!