[You're not sure what the fuck you missed but considering the motherfucking mopey faces littering the cave like feathery assholes litter the beach, you're considering yourself all up and fucking lucky as shit.]

Shit, there some motherfucking long faces around, it's like being surrounded by musclebeasts. If my bro Equius were here, he would need all the motherfucking towels.

[you eye your moirail and matesprit, looking all sad and shit. Makes your sponge squeeze itself motherfucking dry.]

What all up and happened, brothers?