"I had a husband once," she says, "but he's more of a brother now. We haven't gotten along well lately. Anyway that's a shame about yours. But that's military men for you, they do that. 'The sun sets over red fields', that's just how it is."

Yup, she's the soul of sympathy. But look what a nice folded-over bun she's managed to put Celes' hair into!

"Shall we find you a new one?"