[you finally figure out where his genetic material is, which is to say it's on you. it's actually the weirdest, weirdest thing about this entire encounter, because does it really count-- and ugh, you aren't even thinking about the fact that you need to clean up your own mess because there were absolutely no buckets involved in that and past Karkat was a stupid, kinky little idiot-- if there's so little of it you have to look to find it?]
I don't even understand how your species hasn't died out yet, because everything about your reproduction is stupid and illogical.
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[you finally figure out where his genetic material is, which is to say it's on you. it's actually the weirdest, weirdest thing about this entire encounter, because does it really count-- and ugh, you aren't even thinking about the fact that you need to clean up your own mess because there were absolutely no buckets involved in that and past Karkat was a stupid, kinky little idiot-- if there's so little of it you have to look to find it?]
I don't even understand how your species hasn't died out yet, because everything about your reproduction is stupid and illogical.