[breathe, you stupid wriggler, remember how to breathe. which is hard, because his hand is still there and so is his weird excuse for a bulge. but you manage!]

Are you stupid? Of course I'm not fucking bleeding! I warned you about the bucket.

[it's hard to sound angry when you've just had a ridiculously good orgasm, even when you're Captain Shoutmaster of the First Regiment of Extremely Loud Motherfuckers.]