[wow, it sure is all about you, isn't it?]

BECAUSE VERILY, YOU HAVE DISCOVERED THE ALPHA AND OMEGA OF SEXUAL ACTS. CLEARLY, NO ONE COULD EVER WANT TO PARTAKE OF ANOTHER CONCUPISCENT ACTIVITY. ALSO, EVEN IF WHAT I SAID WAS NOT SO SARCASTIC I MIGHT JUST MUTATE INTO A COOLKID ASSHOLE RIGHT HERE ON THE SPOT THAT WOULD HAVE TO BE PRETTY FUCKING BORING TO THE OTHER PERSON.

[wow, suddenly you're not sure if this is caliginous or this guy is just that much of an asshole!]