[you finally figure out where to put your other hand, which is now on his hip so you can hold him there when he presses up really close. but you'd better take this opportunity to get yourself together and talk while you still can! or else you're going to wind up a little puddle of troll and drag John down onto the ground after you.]

Can we sit down?

[wow, do you ever sound like someone whose mind is getting blown. seriously, you don't think horns are supposed to be that good. nobody in the movies ever gets reduced to a shaky pile of nonense from it, anyway. congratulations, Karkat, you are weird.]