[okay, keep your hands where they are, evidently this is working! assuming that humans have the same kind of anatomy in vaguely the same places, and oh fuck there's a scary though, what if they don't have a bulge and a nook and all the other parts of their anatomy in the right places? what if this is something completely unrelated and you're reading into this-- okay, no, you two are making the fuck out, you are probably not misinterpreting this. which is good, because your body is so fucking cool with this terrifying new territory in interpersonal relations.]