[escalating: probably a stupid idea when you're capable of ripping a chunk right out of the other guy's face and he's not a troll so he can't do the same! which is actually a coherent enough thought that you can pull away for a second and assess the situation.]

The fuck did you put in that stupid bucket candy, human?

[he's still pretty distracting. why are you conversing instead of kissing, again? you can't really remember why that was a good idea.]