[you aren't even going to yell at this human, because it's actually kind of nice to have some actual caliginous flirting instead of people making weird advances at you at inappropriate times!]

I have no idea what the fuck a genjutsu is.

[it is actually totally new and flattering and it would be scary if you weren't feeling decidedly okay with everything right now and especially with this absolutely awesome new idea of kissing on the mouth. you are definitely up in his personal space.]

You are actually the weirdest human I've ever come across.

[oh fuck this awkward you are actually going to kiss him, and sort of try to mind the teeth but not too much because this is caliginous.]