Oh, no, I am not giving an interspecies biology lesson. Is this how you humans get off? Asking other species to explain their romantic and sexual practices in detail? BECAUSE THAT'S PRETTY SICK, AND NOT SICK IN THE IRONIC WAY THAT SOME PEOPLE USE TO MEAN AWESOME.

[you would go on about his depraved human sexual proclivities, but then he reaches into the bucket and all you can do is make a squeaky horrified sort of noise.]