[there is only so long even you can take sitting around and throwing rocks at cave walls; without the internet or your movie collection you... don't really have that many hobbies to fill up your time? so off to find out what everyone else is so interested in right now, which is... apparently some kind of ablution trap? Though it's not much of a trap, it's more like an ablution crater in the ground. you inch towards it sort of warily, because it appears to be full of thiefbeasts and nonsense.]

What the-- this doesn't even make sense.