[wait, what. LOOKS LIKE STUPIDEST PERSON IN FIVE UNIVERSES, IT IS.]

For fuck's sake. I REALIZE I HAVE MUTANT FREAK-COLORED BLOOD, BUT IS IT REALLY NECESSARY TO MAKE A FUCKING TEN-ACT STAGE PRODUCTION OUT OF HOW WEIRD IT IS?

[...fuck, he's forward about all that pity, isn't he? it's kind of nice! nicer than those times Terezi licked your eyeball, anyway, and that's most of your prior personal experience with romantic pity.]

FUCK, I DON'T KNOW. THIS IS SO STUPID, I DON'T EVEN KNOW!