[you actually can't tell if John is mocking your or if he's just the stupidest person in five universes. possibly both! you definitely need to watch some human movies, at any rate, because you haven't flailed around relationships this much since you were a wriggler who was too young to watch the really risque blackrom stuff (at least, you're pretty sure that's why your lusus kept turning them off).]

HAHA, YEAH, IT'S TOTALLY HILARIOUS THAT I CRIED LIKE SOME STUPID WRIGGLER. YOU CAN STOP THE DRAMATIC PRANK.