[yeah, he's just going to-- WAIT, WHAT. SERIOUSLY, WHAT. either he's intentionally skirting the question to avoid the subject, he's pranking you, or he meant to say he will not shut up in the way the question was framed.

OH GOG. OH JEGUS. YOU DON'T EVEN WANT TO KNOW WHICH ONE IT IS RIGHT NOW.

...you peek out from between your fingers anyway! because maybe you can tell from his face if he's being sincere or not! except you can't, because he's making the exact same gesture you are under his hood. you aren't up to talking right now, though. nope. not until you've figured out if you're being had or not.]