[does the fact that his matesprit and your moirail are the same troll make things more or less awkward, anyway?]

...don't you dare fucking pity me, either.

[because, well, Karkat has actually gotten the hang of completely platonic pity down pretty well! that's how he feels about Kanaya and Sollux most of the time! but a lot of trolls don't seem to get it and wow, potential awkwardness!]