[d-did he just talk back to you? DID HE JUST USE AN EXCLAMATION POINT THAT WASN'T APPENDING A SENTENCE FULL OF CHILDISH HUMAN GLEE? if you had any more romance and any less cranky rage in your heart, you might giggle because you got to him.]

Trolls don't do that! What am I supposed to do, drop everything I know after one face to face conversation with you? SOMEONE NOTIFY GAMZEE, APPARENTLY JOHN HUMAN EGBERT IS DISPENSING FLUFFBEASTS AND MIRACLES AND STARDUST ALL OVER THE PLACE.