OH THIS IS AWESOME, KARKAT!! YET ANOTHER THING YOU HAVE COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY FAILED AT DOING! THIS LIST JUST KEEPS GETTING LONGER AND LONGER!! SOON IT WILL BE LONG ENOUGH THAT HER IMPERIAL CONDESCE WILL BE ABLE TO USE IT TO FIND HER WAY BACK TO ALTERNIA!

[Jooooohn you are so confusing, what do these words even MEAN. More self-flagellation is the only reponse that seems to make sense!]]