POSSIBLY I HAVE ACQUIRED A HEARING DEFECT, BECAUSE I CANNOT BELIEVE THE WORDS THAT I AM HEARING. THEY MAKE SO LITTLE SENSE I FEEL LIKE I AM LOSING SOME BY ASSOCIATION. AND YOU OF ALL PEOPLE SHOULD BE AWARE OF THE THINGS MY FUCKUPS HAVE DONE TO THE VERY FABRIC OF THE UNIVERSE. THEY ARE, IN FACT, BOTH MIND-BLOWINGLY COLOSSAL AND MIND-BLOWINGLY FUCKED UP, THE END RESULT OF WHICH IS THAT I HAVE BEEN LIVING ON AN ASTEROID WITH A GROUP OF INCREDIBLY DYSFUNCTIONAL TROLLS AND UNTIL YESTERDAY I HAD NO SLEPT FOR SIX HUNDRED HOURS. OH, AND ALSO THAT THE UNIVERSE, TOTALLY FUCKED! HAVE FUN WITH THAT, YOU'RE WELCOME.

SO I AM INCREDIBLY SORRY THAT I AM HARSHING YOUR HAPPY HUMAN VIBE WITH MY NEGATIVITY, EXCEPT NO I'M NOT!