Haha, gosh, Karkat, that sure was a lot of words! I'm not sure what all of them meant but I'm not trying to make you act like a slut, pale or otherwise! I'm not even sure what that means but it definitely sounds like something I'm not trying to do!

[gosh, you feel kind of like a jerk now! You remember your dad trying to tell you about ~unwanted touching~ and gosh, you'd been super embarrassed and totally waved him off. AND NOW LOOK WHAT YOU DID.]

That was just a friendly hug but I guess I was so happy to see you that I kind of got carried away. I'll definitely not do it again though!