[Whoa, hey! That guy seems pretty friendly, even if he has metal legs! They're kind of cool, though you decide not to say so; even though saying so would be a compliment, it seems a little insensitive and you're not that kind of asshole!]

Hi! My name's John. Where are we?

[...wait a minute. Candy corn colored horns. Gray skin. He has to be one of the trolls. Excitement trickles down your spine!]

Wait, are you a troll?!